What the h does Miss Piggy see in Kermit??

"Watching The Muppet Movie again recently gave me a feeling of déjà vu, and not in the way you expect when you watch a movie you loved as a kid. As I watched Kermit biking down the street without a care in the world about to be smushed between two steamrollers, I thought, 'Oh my God. I know that guy. I've dated him."

— "Kermit the Frog is a Bad Boyfriend" by Julie Klausner, author of I Don't Care about Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Faux Sensitive Hipsters, Felons, and Other Guys I've Dated.

(via Jezebel)