20 New Year’s resolutions for twentysomethings

20 New Year’s Resolutions For 20-Somethings « Thought Catalog

I like this one: "Cut one person out of your life who you truly do not like and add one person who you truly do. Note: not on Facebook, on Earth."

Though I think this one is more likely: "And in the eternal words of Tom Haverford, 'TREAT YO SELF!':"